By littleman - 06/04/2012 11:32 - United States

Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML
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Icejza_DaChilla 7

Perfect username. Just get a foot stool! Problem solved littleman :3

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Cad6 24

Urine quite a situation there. I would just piss it off and use the toilet.

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WaSiSimiLang 8

We shall not let them overcome us! Archers, at the ready! Aim high, we shall take them down at a distance! Let's end this problem once and for all! ---inhales deeply--- ahhh yes, this be a great day to get them wet... FIREEE!!!

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Alex1014 0

Just get on top of it when no one is watching..problema solved

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iThotSo 3

Your penis or your height?

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BrysGirl27 14

Hahaahahah burn

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perdix 29

I guess that's yet another problem that guys with micropenises have.

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sleet7 4

Just a guess, but he could be a little person.

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iloveryan052710 8

Yea that's so gross!! That would be like him sitting in some guys pee! Eww

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iBanana 17

A little person with a big di- oh wait.

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HooHooHa 6

When all else fails, use the sink

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mikeymayhem_87 15

The sinks are probably level or higher with the urinals

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Epiqness 0

Being short sucks sometimes. :(

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rubberduckie94 13

Sorry op. There is so much more judgment against men who are short than there is for women. But you are in good company. Many of Hollywoods leading men are short of stature they just use camera tricks to make it appear differently. Sell your personality to people and don't let being short get you down. There is nothing you can do about it and it will only lead to depression if you think about it too much. Keep a smile on your face.

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kateRAWR 4

Alll i could imagine was reading that in Kermit's vOice :D

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rubberduckie94 13

LOL. It does seem like a pep talk Kermit would give. I did not even think about that while I was writing it. You made me laugh when you pointed it out.

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