By littleman - 06/04/2012 11:32 - United States

Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML
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Icejza_DaChilla 7

Perfect username. Just get a foot stool! Problem solved littleman :3

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Cad6 24

Urine quite a situation there. I would just piss it off and use the toilet.

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StanSmith_fml 9

Just piss all over the walls. Works for me.

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ScarletBloom 14

Hi shawty. Sorry not referring to you.

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beccaxannxx 0

You should embrace your shortness! :)

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mikeymayhem_87 15

9 times out of 10, urinals are full of piss, cigarettes, stray pubes, and chewed gum. No way on hell I'd sit on one, short or otherwise!

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FlashBurn 13

Use a stall? It can't be that bad, a lot of people like people who are 'fun sized'!

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j_cat187 19

#61 he's got 3 legs and is able to do a kickstand.

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ryanbeast 7

i'm only 4'11 and I'm a fully grown guy. I know your pain.

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l0v3p4in 7

Now, I'm imagining a Leprechaun sitting in a urinal peeing a rainbow across the restroom trying to aim it into his little pot 'o gold.

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skyeyez9 24

Just use the toilets in the stalls.

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taco_bender 12

Would girls like that? I would think its kinda freaky if it was half his size.

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