Animals: Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his...

By hopeless romantic - 14/08/2014 15:06 - United States - Dayton

Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML

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By doggylove - 13/11/2015 03:57 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML

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Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2020 14:01

Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2022 14:00

Today, as I watched my male and female dogs frolic, play, and lick each other, it occurred to me there's more love and romance between them than I have ever had in my whole damned life. FML

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By Blindsided - 08/10/2018 15:30

Today, my boyfriend’s dog decided that his stomach needed a month’s supply of contacts more than I did. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2019 02:01

Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML

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By TrulyYours - 07/05/2009 12:39 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend and he brushed my hair out of my eyes. Then he smiled and said, "Your eyes are two different colors right now. One's blue, one's green…" I was so happy he still noticed the little things. Then he finished his sentence with, "…ya know, like a dog." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 21:40 - United States - De Forest

Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2010 02:48 - United States

Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML

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Thinkitthrough 23

Thursday 14 August 2014 23:01

And they called it puppy love.

Saraj07 18

Thursday 14 August 2014 23:02

No person can match the loyalty of a dog.

Comments

nickif518 4

Thursday 23 October 2014 20:58

And my boyfriend looks at our dog with way more love than he looks at me. FML2

cockbite58 3

Monday 17 November 2014 1:59

Don't blame your bf. that's how dogs are. It takes a lot for dogs to be out-loved by their nature

Dimps94 9

Monday 9 March 2015 5:59

I know that feeling

daemonsparta 16

Thursday 23 April 2015 9:57

that's unfair, dogs have huge eyes. ... and not as complex brains...

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