By Tim - 03/08/2011 07:40 - United States

Today, I realized that as a U.S. Marine in the infantry, I'm more afraid to talk to girls than I am of getting shot at. FML
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laden_swallow09 34

Uhh… evidently, you are. Why do you think there's so many sitcoms on TV where the woman is scary? Has to be a kernel of truth to it if it's even passable as humor.

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Absurd101 0

Dear 19, YES YOU ARE Sincerely, American Guys

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TN9R 1

Thanks for serving. Girls aren't scary at all just pick some as friends and go from there.

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pfx2_fml 15

Maybe your just gay

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TalkinSmack 6

heres your new pick up line OP: (you) "hey baby, wanna play war?" (her) "how do u play war?" (you) "get down on your knees and blow my head off!"

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Jdog619 11

That was the most ******* epic pickup line ever. I think I love you.

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lajaynay 15

As much as I detest doing that. That was actually very clever. Maybe even actually worth it.

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Wheredidgrungego 12

Dude you're in the MARINES. Chicks should be begging to suck your dick for saving our country. So thank you for not being afraid of bullets and keeping all us regular people safe.

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WiderWille 11

And thanks for being afraid of girls so that we can keep them.

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Awesome_Guy2468 0

I would even scream at her lol

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eir64 0

Don't be. Lots of women think marines are sexy, or basically any uniformed soldier. Don't be so down, OP.

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wiseone91 0

I'm an infantry marine as well and I get nervous around girls too

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