By Tim - 03/08/2011 07:40 - United States

Today, I realized that as a U.S. Marine in the infantry, I'm more afraid to talk to girls than I am of getting shot at. FML
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MikaylaRae 3

My father was a marine. Thank you for serving our country

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supahnazi 0

@136: actually, it is. we as a whole voted for him. so yes, it is our fault we have a bad president

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ArmyGirl92 6

That's cute but no need to worry about it. Only some of us are evil but all of us are good at heart. The uniform will help tons my fellow soldier.

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Opium_Production 5

Marines aren't soliders. We're warriors. Big difference.

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kenygompers 17

I know a Marine and every time girls see him in uniform they go crazy (: any girl would be lucky to be dating a Marine so don't be shy! We're not that bad.

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crashm225 0

Really that's gay. And I am in the army infantry

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hamsterbait 0

I used to run with 1/5. ****** lima charlie on that bro

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pan1cked 0

my husband is deployed with 1/5 :)

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alone_unafraid 0

I hear you bro. Yut Yut. Just gotta get out there and do it, you may even find an officer's daughter! ;)

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WishLine 6

You know, I may like to poke fun of Americans, but you guys are so appreciative towards the men and women in the armed forces, it really is a pleasure to see. As for you, OP - I think that's just a shy guy thing. I can make a speech/play saxophone to a huge audience no problem, but give me a pretty girl...tongue-tied xD. FYL.

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