By Tim - 03/08/2011 07:40 - United States

Today, I realized that as a U.S. Marine in the infantry, I'm more afraid to talk to girls than I am of getting shot at. FML
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Jdocd21 0

Aaaww your soo cute!!! Lol give me a call ;) lol

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Linux_fml 0

Aren't call girls normally somewhat attractive?

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BlueBug94 4

That's cute & kinda funny. :) We aren't always that scary...ok most of the time we are. Just be brave solider. Thanks for your service in the Army. You guy's are my hero's. :)

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texas_redneck88 10

Ummm.....OP never said anythin' about bein' in the army. He clearly says that he's a US MARINE......smh some people's kids

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kissingdeath 0

Military and army are not the same thing. Smh

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BigPerro4life 0

Dude, go get laid. See a pro and pay for it if you have to! Once you get your cherry popped, it'll be easier for you to talk to women.

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katyzero 0

Aww.. I wish more of them were like that. Most of the guys that come in the boot store I work at are marines, and most them are cocky jerks!

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BlueBug94 4

Ohhhh and girls love a man in uniform so you have that going for ya. :)

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EODTEC 5

I've been shot at before and will agree with you. Girls are scarier than bullets.

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BlueBug94 4

Haha wow. What if that really did work though. People would be stupider then I thought.

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