By Tim - 03/08/2011 07:40 - United States

Today, I realized that as a U.S. Marine in the infantry, I'm more afraid to talk to girls than I am of getting shot at. FML
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mitymouse 0

Very true my fellow Marine. Bullets aren't as scary as a woman

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MrBoredGuy 1

As an 0311 I beg to differ

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iGlasses 4

You just need to take a shot in the dark and see what happens. ;)

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BADDiam 4

Look on the bright side.. You can shoot those girls with your erecting gun,not only you get hurt they will too!

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airborn54 0

just wear that bad ass uniform and the girls will line up!

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falloutboylove7 0

girls love a guy in uniform so most will prob come talk to you instead

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somename1223132 5

call of duty docent count as a marine lol I jk

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texas_redneck88 10

hey bud, before you post a comment, check your spellin'. It's doesn't, not docent.....douche

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Absurd101 0

How the **** do u misspell 'Doesn't' with 'DOCENT'?!?!

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hobojones 0

That is extremely disrespectful, this man puts his life on the line just so we're all safe

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coyfish 0

girls are easy to get... you just gotta know how

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bjbthe1 1

That's why most army men join the army anyway. There normal life is to scary, too many choices, the army tells you what to do you don't have to think.

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texas_redneck88 10

Army ain't nothin' but a bunch of targets

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jizzwold 21

Yes but we are talking about a marine not someone in the army

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caomanac 3

you need to nut up Marine and get out there!

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