By Tim - 03/08/2011 07:40 - United States

Today, I realized that as a U.S. Marine in the infantry, I'm more afraid to talk to girls than I am of getting shot at. FML
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YerMomsBalls 3

true #8. and if she turns you down, shoot her. that way you can make guns your ally, and women the enemy! wuahahaha!!

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batgirrrl84 0

two one seven seven four one three six zero nine :)

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tonyroan1 0

just tell them your a Marine and they will flock to you

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reddawn85 8

It's a bad idea to use the fact that you're a Marine to pull chicks. Example: Take a girl who loves a man in uniform and put her in a place like Camp Pendleton where there is nothing but men in uniform. Most of which may be more experienced and/or better looking.

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liekxombies 0

shut the **** up you stupid boot.

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Swishmantastic87 0

If the marines wanted you to have a girl they would have issued you one semper fi

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corruptblackkat 17

just run into a girl at the bar and then tell her what you just told us.... guaranteed awesomness

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maddie2015 0

Actually, girls find guys being shy like that really cute!(:

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EmoVampire13 3

dont worry man, im just as bad with it. as for the gun thing, just think of the war as a really, REALLY competitive game of search and destroy on Call of Duty.

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