Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as...

By stoggie96 - 22/04/2012 15:34 - United States - Wooster

Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML

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You deserved it 29 123

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By rosabelle91 - 17/06/2012 14:58 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 437

You deserved it 14 790

By maggu - 11/02/2013 04:26 - Denmark

Today, my mom started referring to me as "The Bitch". When I asked her why, she said that I have always been a bitch, but I was never old enough for her to actually call me a bitch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 190

You deserved it 7 425

By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Atlanta

Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 869

You deserved it 19 263

By stupid_world - 24/12/2009 06:02 - Canada

Today, I learned that while anybody can call me a bitch, my husband got mad at his aunt for calling our dog a mutt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 753

You deserved it 3 739

By Embarrassed - 22/08/2013 04:40 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 814

You deserved it 4 351

Mr Mad

By Sorry Sir - 12/07/2023 11:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 689

You deserved it 173

By Anonymous - 29/07/2012 20:34 - United States - Johnston

Today, after a busy afternoon taking care of the kids, I was feeling really down about only being a mom these days, and I was hoping my husband would make me feel better when he got off work. In the middle of cuddling, he called me "mom." FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 812

You deserved it 4 012

Ironic, isn't it?

By KC. - 25/04/2012 20:06 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 490

You deserved it 8 744

Mom! No!

By Mnnn - 18/07/2023 18:00

Today, I angrily scolded one of my employees for making an avoidable mistake for the third time. Unfortunately, my mother decided to pay me a surprise visit, and arrived mid-rant. She chewed me out for being mean and made me apologize. Now everyone at work calls me "mama's boy" and nobody takes me seriously. FML

I agree, your life sucks 315

You deserved it 1 077

Leech

By upyours - 22/05/2020 17:00 - Australia

Today, after telling my boss that trailing a hand up someone's leg and leering at them constantly is counted as sexual harassment, I got called an "unappreciative little whiny bitch." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 093

You deserved it 194

videokid2000 10

Sunday 22 April 2012 19:49

Be nicer, then.

adzz90 16

Sunday 22 April 2012 19:51

Don't be a bitch then

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elerbears 9

Sunday 22 April 2012 19:57

make them a sandwich and they will stop :)

kalgon 0

Sunday 22 April 2012 20:44

You are correct!

itsharkley 8

Sunday 22 April 2012 21:35

Y U no get it wrong?!

Ruffclue 9

Sunday 22 April 2012 21:36

Someone is thinking outside of the box.

jessikamahone 6

Sunday 22 April 2012 20:03

You must've done something wrong.

Cad6 24

Sunday 22 April 2012 20:40

You don't say?

dancer1103 2

Sunday 22 April 2012 19:58

It's a term of endearment.

KatrinaKitten 16

Sunday 22 April 2012 20:01

So they call her The B (shouts loudly) itch...(whisper).

mea_iloveskiing 26

Sunday 22 April 2012 20:01

Bitch please

The_Hitdude 12

Sunday 22 April 2012 20:07

WTF? What's up with the comments disappearing?

SkoomaKi 27

Sunday 22 April 2012 20:10

FML has been extremely glitchy for a while :/

SpottedZebra42 14

Sunday 22 April 2012 20:28

There are multiple comment number 2's, 3's, and so on for me.

SkoomaKi 27

Sunday 22 April 2012 20:40

47 - Same here, my iPod is trying to handle it all! I wonder what's happening....

alfred07 18

Sunday 22 April 2012 21:05

That has been happening to me too.

TheGewt 7

Sunday 22 April 2012 20:06

Ah, father-son bonding at its finest.

Epichearts 2

Sunday 22 April 2012 20:01

Then most likely you are a bitch.

The_Hitdude 12

Sunday 22 April 2012 20:02

They wouldn't say it if it wasn't true.

gonad_gobbler 1

Sunday 22 April 2012 20:02

Stop being such a female dog then.

Lauren324 18

Sunday 22 April 2012 20:09

You obviously need to change something!

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Today, I went for an interview in the big city, with an expensive commute. Despite being an office-based management role requiring years of experience, they only offered minimum wage. After explaining it wouldn't be acceptable and tried to negotiate, they kicked me out and had the balls to call me "ungrateful." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 155

You deserved it 99

Today, my ex-wife brought the kids to me angry that she had tried to pick up some guy but the kids ruined it just by being there, so she brought them to my house because she couldn’t be bothered this week. The judge giving her primary custody is a travesty of our legal system. FML

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You deserved it 75

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Today, I found out my husband was having an affair with his coworker. When I had a talk with him about it, his response in all seriousness was, “Lose that weight that you didn’t have before and I’ll stop fucking her.” I’d gained weight giving birth to our first child. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 111

You deserved it 358

Today, as I opened my diary to write a new entry, I noticed that every page had little side notes about what I had written. It had an extra long note on the page where I wrote about losing my virginity in great detail. All of the notes ended with "Love, Mom." FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 940

You deserved it 9 018

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky, and I whispered that I love him. He immediately lost his boner, and a few minutes later "remembered" he had to be somewhere else. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 568

You deserved it 7 159

Today, my 9 year-old little sister is coming back to town with the rest of my family. She specifically asked me to feed her fish. I totally forgot until she called me 10 minutes ago to tell me she was on her way home and couldn't wait to see her fishie. He's dead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 352

You deserved it 61 671

Today, while on a road trip, we stopped at a convenience store and I did not feel the need to pee at all. Ten minutes later, back on the road, my teeth were floating. I’m in my twenties and thought only little kids and the elderly had this problem. FML

I agree, your life sucks 303

You deserved it 621

Today, I found out that my grandma has been sending me birthday money every year. My mom just steals it before I ever see it. FML

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You deserved it 3 272

Same thing different taste

Mr Mad

Ironic, isn't it?

Mom! No!

Leech

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