By Anonymous - 04/01/2010 07:01 - United States

Today, I realized that getting an awesome new phone with all the new bells and whistles doesn't mean that people will now actually want to talk to me. FML
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Impromptu_fml 0

Should get some materialistic friends. Then they won't mind you waving it in their faces.

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figurey 0

YDI, did you try to make some calls yourself?

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Jaded4good 0

Congratulations. You are more intelligent than 90% of those people who buy a new cell when the old is still functional. Next step: talk to people to let them know. Then give them your number.

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CallMeHush 0

It is... I have the bumper sticker. It also gives the the cops something to pull you over for late at night.

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CallMeHush 0

But look at all the people that will talk to you here.

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aMEIzing 0

There's probably a good reason no one calls you. First and Foremost, you're probably a loser, have a lame personality or just boring. But what you might want to give a try to is: going out and meeting some more loser people like yourself. :) That way you might be the "cool phone guy" in your loser crew, hence; you might even get called. :)

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Rabbity 0

Today, I whined to internet strangers about something that was my fault. FML.

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wh4t3v3R 0

Today I whined to internet strangers about someone whining to internet strangers. FML

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IambecomeRAWR 0

I love how writing anything on the internet can get you branded a hypocrite, it's so brilliantly strange :p.

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wh4t3v3R 0

What? I got a cheap phone, and it still has the capabilities to receive fake texts from imaginary friends. Try scripting your email client to do that. Alternatively get a third arm attached. People will talk to you then.

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