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try excercise and dieting. not trying to be a dick but ugly gurls piss me off when they can do something about it
fix yourself
itz okay i know how u feel...........cuz all the nerds are always bugging the hell out of me when im making out with random guys i know at school and they tease saying oooooooooooh i wana try dat
...Run that by me again, how does that mean you know how she feels? She's talking about feeling alone. If you've got your tongue down some random guy's throat, you're hardly 'alone'.
um....materialistic much? why don't you try a different approach. like getting a nice hobby or something, or maybe you expect those qualities in people your self. blings,like those birds that find shiny objects and brings them to the female or male and see if they would respond. bottom line you're doing it wrong
I think that maybe you should think that if you're flashing off a new phone with all the 'bells and whistles', people are just going to think you're stuck up. Personally, I wouldn't be friends with someone like that. Perhaps take a different approach? I feel bad for you anyway. I'd talk to you..
What a subtle stab at the capitalist system. You have my respect, OP.
That totally happened to me :(
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Phones have bells and whistles now? Nice
Should get some materialistic friends. Then they won't mind you waving it in their faces.