Intimacy: Today, I realized that I broke up with a man that loved me and...

By OnlyMe - 08/10/2009 15:29 - United States

Today, I realized that I broke up with a man that loved me and was great in bed but was afraid of commitment, to be with a man that loves me, that is great in bed, and wants to be with me forever. So what's the problem? Now that we are committed, he won't get it on with me anymore. FML

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By rejected - 29/01/2010 14:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he has "commitment issues". He said he "cared" for me but didn't "love" me. He did this 30 minutes after we'd hooked up and said we loved each other. FML

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By Down - 16/01/2009 14:58 - United States

Today, my ex told me he broke up with me because he loved me, and that he was afraid of the commitment. He's living with his new girlfriend now. FML

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By nolove - 14/11/2012 10:36 - Australia

Today, the love of my life, and long term partner, sat me down and told me that he feels so comfortable in our relationship that he no longer feels the need to have sex with me, and he doesn't think that that will ever change. FML

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By lynxstorm - 17/11/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend whom I love dearly because he doesn't share his feelings and won't commit. Yesterday, he wrote me a long love letter telling me he wanted to marry me. One of my kids had shoved it under my printer and I didn't find it until after he had moved out. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a year dumped me. In my opinion, the relationship was going so well and I really thought we loved each other. When I asked why, he told me he never loved me. He just wanted to get in my pants, which after a year of refusing, he finally did. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2012 03:30 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML

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By hikingtospace - 04/10/2016 15:25 - United States - Hilliard

Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2014 16:06 - Belgium - Poperinge

Today, my boyfriend broke things off, because he says I have a "horrible, horrible personality" and that I'm only really fuck-buddy material, which is a problem because he wants something long-term. We've been dating for three years. FML

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By dickofbrokendreams - 02/03/2015 05:14 - United States - Waynesville

Today, I discovered that my fiancé consistently thinks about his fear of breaking his penis while we have sex. He's afraid to have sex with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2018 18:30

Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML

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Thursday 8 October 2009 21:40

Badly written?

alsoelp 0

Friday 9 October 2009 1:37

No no. guy #1: nice, can sex, doesnt like commitment. she left him for guy #2. Guy #2 can sex, is nice, and is not afraid of commitment. but now that theyre committed, he won't sex her. So basically she found a guy to marry. married him, let herself go, now he wont sex her.

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alsoelp 0

Friday 9 October 2009 1:37

PaperCaper 11

Wednesday 30 June 2010 23:06

Yeah, probably enough time hasn't even passed for her to let herself go anyways. Technically, they're not even married, just monogamous.

FAKEstfu 0

Friday 9 October 2009 2:29

......Way to fail at life.......

alphaxzero 0

Friday 9 October 2009 4:01

die she die?

godhelpme92 0

Friday 9 October 2009 4:20

YDI cus you male confusing ass FMLs

_20jre 0

Friday 9 October 2009 7:15

that was CONFUSING, my head HURTS!!!

aahas7 0

Friday 9 October 2009 7:59

This makes sense to me. I don't see where it is confusing. She left guy #1 because he was afraid of commitment (even though he loved her and was good in bed) for guy #2 that is NOT afraid of commitment (that loves her and is good in bed) so now they are exclusive/committed he doesn't "shag" as much as they used to.

love21_fml 0

Friday 9 October 2009 8:20

Thanks aahas7. I understood too and was about to explain, but you did it already. :). Not hard to understand.

MiseryMan 0

Friday 9 October 2009 8:24

She's probably a rich old shrew, and the man married her for her money. She'll probably be posting another FML about how she should have gotten a prenuptial agreement.