By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 11:17 - Australia

Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 858
You deserved it 49 474

Same thing different taste

Top comments

itsalwaysfunny 0

Sooo... why don't you shave? I'm sorry, how is this an FML?

Christ, it has nothing to do with hygiene -- it's cultural norms. Men don't shave their legs, and it's not unhygienic. What are you, twelve?

Comments

baumunk 0

This could be a more amusing FML if we changed some words around: "Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my crotch moved in the breeze. FML"

**** FML!! Stupid thing messed up my reply!~!@!#@!

kickrox 0

you is nasty... this has nothin to do with fml.... what you needz to do is go to walmart and get ah razor!!

ninjobliveus13 0

I absolutely have to say something here, again, but only because so many ?women? have decided to comment about men. I shave my face everyday, and keep my nethers trimmed pretty damn nice. I go through hassle too! So yes dammit, I CAN expect my women to shave. If you don't like that, too bad, most women shave. I'll stick with them hairy ladys.

Well, see, that's face and nethers. Women are expected: face, nethers, armpits, legs, and if they don't, and if they're hairier than "normal" anywhere else (such as arms, too-thick-eyebrows, even bellies and backs I've heard) and don't "take care of it," they are also deemed disgusting and butchy. Oh, and we must be bald in those aforementioned areas, whereas you only trim your hedges. Your effort is quite a deal less than what is the expected effort of women in this society.

"This bothered me so much that I didn't do anything about it, and instead posted to the internet."

cheapsheep_fml 0

I don't get how this is a FML. I really didn't want to know about your hairy legs. I'm glad you're growing a forest and all, but you should shave once in awhile.

Detrox 0

Only a dumbass would actually have this happen, then post it. You deserved it.

as a woman in a committed long term relationship, shaving really isn't a big deal after awhile. husbands/bfs/fiances don't even notice. besides hair insulates the body, shaving your legs during winter is stupid. you ass is gonna be freezing. during the summer, of course I shave almost on a regular basis b/c I'm out in public a lot usually wearing shorts or a skirt. the fact that she's grossed out about it means she should probably shave. it's not really a FML.

Rofl, I think you have a warped view of Australia...it does actually get very cold here also :P