Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that I have been playing a little too much...

By Laughluv - 02/01/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I realized that I have been playing a little too much Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. I realized this when I was watching a youtube video and there was someone walking in the background who I impulsively tried to gun down and kill by moving my mouse over him and clicking repeatedly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 809

You deserved it 36 854

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 17:55 - United States

Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, bitch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 292

You deserved it 56 118

By Tomb Raider Wannabe - 18/02/2014 01:57 - Australia - Premer

Today, I was feeling really good about myself for running and walking everywhere so much so that I was out of breath and panting. Well, until I remembered that I was playing a video game and it was my character that was doing the running around that is. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 951

You deserved it 43 930

By bieberyoulittleSHIT - 31/08/2012 19:20 - United Kingdom - Goole

Today, I was playing some CoD online, when I realised I'd started humming an annoyingly catchy Bieber tune. Before I could come to my senses and pull out my mic, a bunch of my teammates started sarcastically singing along. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 602

You deserved it 29 605

By kumbuck3t15 - 29/07/2012 20:20 - Mexico - Distrito Federal

Today, I decided I need to get a life. I reached this epiphany when I failed to take notice of my friend calling me, until he started calling out my Xbox gamertag. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 531

You deserved it 25 901

Pro gamer move

By Anonymous - 28/11/2020 07:04 - France

Today, I wanted to play Among Us for a little distraction. I ended up having a panic attack. FML

I agree, your life sucks 617

You deserved it 263

By YoshiSqu4d - 22/05/2019 04:00

Today, my father told me I was becoming violent because of the video games I play. I was playing Minecraft. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 722

You deserved it 222

By JJ - 03/10/2015 07:42 - United States - Irwin

Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 550

You deserved it 4 477

By notsofriendly - 06/11/2014 20:15 - United States - Austin

Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 799

You deserved it 7 829

Rock n roll

By theskippster - 30/05/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart. I saw a demo for Guitar Hero on the DS so I started playing. I was kicking ass and really feeling great about myself. I then looked away for a second, looked back down, and saw that the notes were still being hit. The demo had been on automatic-player the entire time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 090

You deserved it 65 946

By john r.t. - 10/11/2012 00:30 - United States - Eagle Pass

Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 722

You deserved it 3 508

null_fml 11

Saturday 2 January 2010 13:08

Hmmm... from that information, I'm betting you're normally a sniper.

MissOriginal 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 12:17

Im still waiting for the FML.....

Comments

FritoLovesYou 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 18:49

If you got this game on PC, you're a traitor to the PC community.

zaphilia 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 18:49

*whispers* Guess what? There's this button you click when you wanna reply to a specific person. It's labeled "reply." ;)

zaphilia 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 18:52

Crap. My computer screwed up and didn't let me reply to #32. -.-

dangletsbang21 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 19:08

I think someone needs to get a life :) preferably soon.

yasmeenjonasx3 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 19:21

I hate that ******* game. My little brother and my ex play with each other all the ******* time.

dspadres 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 1:37

So if they play with each other why do you hate the game? Get it? It's a pedo joke.

DippinGrizzly907 27

Monday 10 March 2014 13:21

If you have to utter the words "get it?" or explain the joke you need to get new material...

fifafan626 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 19:45

uhh he did spell coherent right

HelloDarlingg 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 19:48

Loooooooooooooooooser. I hate that game with a passion:)

Dante15 3

Saturday 2 January 2010 19:50

If you're a person who plays COD you fail as a gamer.

JulzKay 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 22:07

Not if you've been playing Call of Duty since BEFORE Modern Warfare! >_< I hate all these lame kids who brag about MW2 being "Da Shit" or whatever, yet have never played any of the earlier games! I remember buying my ex Call of Duty 2 (or 3?) for Christmas, years ago, and playing it as well!

CrazyAssStories 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 20:00

YDI. Not because you are a lazy piece of crap addicted to COD..Because I am too...so YDI cause you decided to write about it... Your Life Does Not Suck