Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that I have been playing a little too much...

By Laughluv - 02/01/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I realized that I have been playing a little too much Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. I realized this when I was watching a youtube video and there was someone walking in the background who I impulsively tried to gun down and kill by moving my mouse over him and clicking repeatedly. FML

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You deserved it 36 854

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 17:55 - United States

Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, bitch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 292

You deserved it 56 118

By Tomb Raider Wannabe - 18/02/2014 01:57 - Australia - Premer

Today, I was feeling really good about myself for running and walking everywhere so much so that I was out of breath and panting. Well, until I remembered that I was playing a video game and it was my character that was doing the running around that is. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 951

You deserved it 43 930

By bieberyoulittleSHIT - 31/08/2012 19:20 - United Kingdom - Goole

Today, I was playing some CoD online, when I realised I'd started humming an annoyingly catchy Bieber tune. Before I could come to my senses and pull out my mic, a bunch of my teammates started sarcastically singing along. FML

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You deserved it 29 605

By kumbuck3t15 - 29/07/2012 20:20 - Mexico - Distrito Federal

Today, I decided I need to get a life. I reached this epiphany when I failed to take notice of my friend calling me, until he started calling out my Xbox gamertag. FML

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You deserved it 25 901

Pro gamer move

By Anonymous - 28/11/2020 07:04 - France

Today, I wanted to play Among Us for a little distraction. I ended up having a panic attack. FML

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You deserved it 263

By YoshiSqu4d - 22/05/2019 04:00

Today, my father told me I was becoming violent because of the video games I play. I was playing Minecraft. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 722

You deserved it 222

By JJ - 03/10/2015 07:42 - United States - Irwin

Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 550

You deserved it 4 477

By notsofriendly - 06/11/2014 20:15 - United States - Austin

Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML

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You deserved it 7 829

Rock n roll

By theskippster - 30/05/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart. I saw a demo for Guitar Hero on the DS so I started playing. I was kicking ass and really feeling great about myself. I then looked away for a second, looked back down, and saw that the notes were still being hit. The demo had been on automatic-player the entire time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 090

You deserved it 65 946

By john r.t. - 10/11/2012 00:30 - United States - Eagle Pass

Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML

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You deserved it 3 508

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Saturday 2 January 2010 13:08

Hmmm... from that information, I'm betting you're normally a sniper.

MissOriginal 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 12:17

Im still waiting for the FML.....

Comments

DrIBslacking 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 14:57

wow let me guess xbox live

i_love_germany 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 14:59

i think i love you

lemony_fml 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 15:01

Am I the only one that can't see the spelling mistakes in this FML?

TheLetterZero 7

Saturday 2 January 2010 15:57

They were edited out.

Tozi_fml 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 15:20

get a life.

blu27 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 15:20

if you clicked on it, it would have paused the video.

effedupyoh 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 15:25

get a job, or better yet, get a girlfriend!

DippinGrizzly907 27

Monday 10 March 2014 13:14

Ahaha, get a girlfriend... Do you honestly think he has a chance of completing that objective?

JManHobbs 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 15:33

I've done similar. Back when I played Call of Duty 4 if someone came round a corner quickly in real life I'd be reaching for my mouse. But hey that's what conditioning does to you and a few days with no playing easily broke it.