By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 09:57 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I realized that I'm so bored of my relationship with my girlfriend, I'd rather make sure I don't break the springs in my bed than make love to her. FML
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Bruingirl103 0

if you're seriously that bored than just break up, don't drag it out any longer

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czarofandronia 0

dump her then lol

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ClouDn9n 0

Oh my.....tell your lady that my bed is FUUUUUCKED UP!

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ifinishlast 0

haha are you sure you just didn't figure out u were gay?

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thatoneGeo 0

this fml is stupid....

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ashlynn610 12

There are plenty mor places to f*** then on the bed, just saying. (:

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Spewki 3

Well, then you just need to try spicing up the romance (and the sex). Sounds like you need some excitement in your relationship. Tell her so. Make an effort to go out and do more. Get kinkier in the bedroom; toys aren't just for wacko perverts, nor are creative positions. And if it still isn't working out, break up with her. There's no sense in staying in a relationship that you're entirely bored with if there's no hope of salvaging it.

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fukyolife 0

if u didn't **** fat women you would not have to worry about the bed... so you sir are a pompus, assface who doesn't understand the tru meaning of nalin' bitches .... P.S.@ 17 WTF is wrong with you

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