By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 09:57 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I realized that I'm so bored of my relationship with my girlfriend, I'd rather make sure I don't break the springs in my bed than make love to her. FML
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Bruingirl103 0

if you're seriously that bored than just break up, don't drag it out any longer

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tylerb805 0

fat chicks need lovin to. they do more cause they appreciate it more. plus can't argue with the general rule of thumb with fat chicks; more cushion more the pushin.

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conrad01 6

yes he is...grow some happy sacks man

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Shokz992 0

Go die... Happy sacks... Damn, what's the world coming to?!

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fisheatsbear 6

hey dont hate on the op. those springs are the exact springs used in springing people back to life. They are kinda important

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perdix 29

That's odd. I'm so bored, I try to find the resonant frequency of the springs so I can cause a collapse and have an excuse to quit early.

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autumnanesthetic 0

Uour a fail as a boyfriend. Break up with her if she's that lame.

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baldybeast24 0

I laughed so hard when seeing this you absolute loser

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angela_gail2010 0

dude break up with her. no sense in leading her on.

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FMLrockzdude 0

2 things... #1. get a life #2. bang the damn chick!!!!!

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KurouTenshi 0

speaking of springs. I hope you all remember to spring forward an hour :) don't be late to work!! ^^

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doty30 0

Having sex is having sex it's amazing just spice it up a little bit.

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kaijapapaya 0

For real!! There's lots of ways to make things more interesting.

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