By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 09:57 - United Kingdom

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Today, I realized that I'm so bored of my relationship with my girlfriend, I'd rather make sure I don't break the springs in my bed than make love to her. FML
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Bruingirl103 0

if you're seriously that bored than just break up, don't drag it out any longer

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XxSamixX 0

damn ur hella fukd up. I'm sure ur ass is hella ugly!!

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WtFiMdAdDy 0

Damn...that's pretty sad. Like JayZ says "on to the next one"

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chikiitaaa 0

don't be a dick and keep leading her on. just break up with her and don't waste her time.

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dugumit 0

well babe I think your a lousy lay and while we **** I fantasize about my ex.

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Giorgio272 2

before she comes over have like 4-5 shots. then love making will be fun and wild. or the simple method would be to dump her ass and pick up some strange at the clubs.

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yungstunna1 0

i don't think anybody cares

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kyliebeatriz08 0

u are an asswhole op... man up and tell her what's going on straight up instead of posting it online where nobody cares!!!!!! FML for reading this !!!

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tease 0

Can't you get anything else??? Damn you miserable people... stop torturing youself!!!

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tokintot07 0

more like fherlife

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