By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 09:57 - United Kingdom

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Today, I realized that I'm so bored of my relationship with my girlfriend, I'd rather make sure I don't break the springs in my bed than make love to her. FML
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Bruingirl103 0

if you're seriously that bored than just break up, don't drag it out any longer

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chloeginger 0

do both! double whammy!

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chloeginger 0

she should invest in a tempur-pedic. then you'd have no excuse...

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ClouDn9n 0

I can take you to the ClouDs.

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AandC23 0

Simply break up with her. I'm sure your worried you'll hurt her feelings but it'll hurt alot worse if you keep it going. Just do it in a nice way and don't leave her stranded on a beach somewhere.... : )

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tonyhenz 0

dude. ur a ****...either dump her or love her. you ******* dick mother ******

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danda08 0

sounds like u need a new gf

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ellen91 0

dude your such an ass if you post this shit on here im suprised she has not left you already. you dont deserve any woman. if your so bored leave her and make it easy like i just need space not i dont want to break my bed! other eise stop bitching because your the stupid one for still being wiyh her!

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