Intimacy: Today, I realized that I'm so bored of my relationship with my...

By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 09:57 - United Kingdom

Today, I realized that I'm so bored of my relationship with my girlfriend, I'd rather make sure I don't break the springs in my bed than make love to her. FML

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By beaverless - 02/05/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML

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Honest

By fml1977 - 04/03/2010 06:43 - United States

Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML

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By hnickell93 - 10/12/2012 18:37 - United States - Visalia

Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 13:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Instead of having breakup sex, she tidied my room. She said it gave her more pleasure than any time we'd ever had sex. FML

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Talk to her!

By Anonymoys - 06/04/2021 23:30 - United Kingdom

Today my girlfriend actually moved during sex. I love her, but she's so awful in bed. FML

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By wet dreams - 12/02/2016 17:46 - United States - Cartersville

Today, I came to the realization that I dream more about my vibrator than I do about my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2019 18:00

Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML

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By fmlguy - 10/12/2010 03:19

Today, I've been considering breaking up with my girlfriend so I don't have to buy her a Christmas present. FML

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Nailed it

By anon - 21/12/2013 14:13 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML

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Scary

By Anonymous - 22/08/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, I realized how much I hate my girlfriend, when I got excited as the doctor told me I should refrain from having sex for the next two months. FML

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ALEX920 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 16:01

your a dick

Bruingirl103 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 16:03

if you're seriously that bored than just break up, don't drag it out any longer

Comments

FockinA 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 11:06

OP: yeah... so is she single yet?

hassenpfeffermmm 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 21:37

Break up time. You'll find someone who holds your interest one day.

mostlybroken12 0

Monday 13 September 2010 3:35

fail

cherrycherryboom_fml 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 17:01

wow. you're a dick. just tell her? and don't worry your springs wont break cause you probably can't **** good anyways ;)

mandi625 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 23:31

Then why are you still in a relationship with her? Wth man? YDI.

saltypirate 0

Friday 18 March 2011 7:13

that's why you save sex for marriage when it will be something new and exciting. I blame you!

roadracer39 5

Thursday 16 June 2011 14:43

sounds like married life to me.

rastacocka 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:22

i feel your pain

12dcevin 5

Wednesday 6 July 2011 23:22

I bet if a girl said this everyone would be feeling sorry but not when a guy says it

ArielTheMermaid 17

Monday 18 July 2011 17:02

than break up. duh

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Today, while I was mid-act with my girlfriend, my mom unlocked my bedroom door and came in shaking maracas. She then handed them to my very shocked girlfriend and told her these were the "Busted maracas" and directed her to pass them along accordingly. Well, at least our first time was memorable… FML

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Today, I put up an ad on Craig's List to find a best friend. I don't know what's more pathetic: looking for a best friend online, or the ad being removed almost instantly. FML

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Today, I watched a large, sweaty woman stick a hairbrush down her shirt to scratch a rash on her back, before putting it back on the shelf. FML

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Today, my friend and I were eating in my car in a McDonald's parking lot, when an angry, drunk man stumbled out of the restaurant and into his car. He then hit the McDonald's wall, turned around and sped straight into my car. I only bought it a week ago. FML

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Today, I worked 4 hours for a huge mail call to get all the troops their Christmas mail. And just like every other mail call I did not receive one package or letter. FML

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Today, I told my daughter that we're going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog that we buried in our back yard last week so it can come along. FML

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