By jakeeey - 18/01/2013 01:16 - Canada - Brampton

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Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML
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You deserved it 10 934
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Schizomaniac 24

Yeah, I always make girls pass a literacy test before I sleep with them. "I'm gonna rock your world after you identify the adverbs and correctly place commas in this sentence."

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igive 29

Go to a bar, roofie up some drinks. If that doesn't work, prison is full of willing people.

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MNBOY16 15

**** is great but I too could want to get laid right now....

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tdonato 2

why is everyone's goal in life to get laid?

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vaz_waseem 6

**** is all about fake boobies, lets get laid..

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gameover18 17

I feel your pain.

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babeababe 16

Nothing is going to change if you just sit around and pity yourself. Get out there and make a change!

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myklknife 6

Pay for it. There's no shame in it.

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Crzysht96 3

Communicate more. It happens when it's least expected.

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