By jakeeey - 18/01/2013 01:16 - Canada - Brampton

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Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML
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Schizomaniac 24

Yeah, I always make girls pass a literacy test before I sleep with them. "I'm gonna rock your world after you identify the adverbs and correctly place commas in this sentence."

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igive 29

Go to a bar, roofie up some drinks. If that doesn't work, prison is full of willing people.

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ROSI3TH3CAT 18

So put on some lesbian **** and live a little! :)

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Nymeriax 3

Yay, another member of NotGettingLaid club! Don't worry, you'll get there eventually. :)

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moimoimoi125_fml 11

You forgot to let your address, I'm sure she would have showed up in no time :) Seriously, I don't get all those "damn you're hot" comments on the Internet...

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The_Decider 8

Keep your chins up you'll get some one day

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theycallmekitty 13

I know that it's hard to get out when you're depressed but the longer you isolate yourself the more depressed you will become and in turn it will become even harder to push past it. I promise if you really try to get out there, you will feel much better and break the cycle. Good luck :)

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bendovver 6

Who about we break the cycle an a bed spring or two!! ;)

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Asoman 3

Every one of your ancestors got laid, so can you!

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perdix 29

You can always purchase a prostitute. If you can imagine yourself in the ****, it's a cheap, clean and legal to get off. If you lack that kind of imagination, you have to plunge into the dangerous, expensive, illegal world of buying a "willing" partner.

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jsanchez89 5

Yup worst case scenario op will have to pay for sex

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jem970 19

I think the worst case will be getting a hooker crawling with disease..... he will still get laid tho. But im more of a "glass is half full" person....

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perdix 29

#62, half full of what? Herpes?

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xxEternalRain 13

If you stop relying on sex in a relationship maybe you might just get it. Get out more

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