By fuck teh poleese - 12/02/2012 21:50 - United States

Today, I realized that I probably have anger issues. I came to this conclusion after I finished screaming abuse at the microwave for beeping before I could hit the off switch. FML
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Akumie 6

Pore microwave.:c it was just doing its job. **** your microwave's life

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grahambertus 11

Yes, that PORE microwave. All it ever wanted was to be a hair follicle, but now its just a pimple.

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neverdrinkSODA 12

I feel like doing that all the time. but I restrain myself.. its tough, but I manage

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PedoPancakes 7

Nope. You don't have anger issues at all.. >.>

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templhan 6

Dude. I'm pretty sure we all have been through this...

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hurrican_fml 0

The microwave was just doing what it was programed to do. Geez lay off it.

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aquaeyedsiren 0

are you just covering for your penis insecurity? they changed the average tmi measurement, so you can go back to your hummed and stop abusing your home electronics.

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Krulin 8

Where did you get penis size out of this? Sounds like someone is projecting their own insecurities.

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je1222 1

Why so many YDIs? It's not OP's fault they have anger issues.

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phresh_men17 3

Tone it down a bit save the anger for something that really makes you angry

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JMichael 25

Now what are you gunna do when that poor microwave decides it just don't wanna work for you anymore?

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