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By fuck teh poleese - 12/02/2012 21:50 - United States

Today, I realized that I probably have anger issues. I came to this conclusion after I finished screaming abuse at the microwave for beeping before I could hit the off switch. FML

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You deserved it 29 537

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2013 06:19 - United States

Today, I realized that my anger problems have gotten out of hand when I shouted, "Fuck you!" at my toaster. My mood swings and loneliness have also reached a new high, evidently, as my next actions were to apologize to the appliance and then continue talking to it. FML

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You deserved it 9 810

By fml - 20/05/2010 21:32 - Canada

Today, my dad screamed at me, called me a monster, told me he wanted me to move out, and that I better start looking for an apartment. Why? I slammed the microwave door. FML

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You deserved it 7 610

By Anonymous - 29/06/2013 14:57 - United States

Today, I've come to the conclusion that my phone addiction is getting out of control after I typed my PIN code into the microwave. FML

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You deserved it 39 822

By Anonymous - 19/08/2011 15:08 - United States

Today, I thought I might need some anger-management classes, after I punched a hole in a kitchen cabinet when my dog wouldn't stop yapping every time the rooster my neighbors just got made a noise. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 347

You deserved it 28 543

By Todd - 14/08/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 816

You deserved it 1 977

By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 14:33 - United States

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

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You deserved it 16 328

I'm so tired

By Raven - 18/10/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I was so tired at work that I stared at the microwave waiting for my food. It was a full minute before I realized I'd never actually turned it on after I'd put the food in it. FML

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You deserved it 118

By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 17:55 - United States

Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, bitch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 292

You deserved it 56 119

By GamingWolfy5 - 27/06/2019 06:36

Today, I got angry at my computer, and instead of bashing my keyboard with my fists, I bashed my face on the keyboard. It REALLY hurt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 503

You deserved it 2 923

By Anonymous - 09/07/2014 20:49 - United States

Today, my road rage got so out of hand that I'm now actually inclined to honk obnoxiously at my computer when it's being slow. FML

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You deserved it 17 234

Akumie 6

Monday 13 February 2012 2:58

Pore microwave.:c it was just doing its job. **** your microwave's life

grahambertus 11

Monday 13 February 2012 3:12

Yes, that PORE microwave. All it ever wanted was to be a hair follicle, but now its just a pimple.

Comments

dapheronixx03 6

Monday 13 February 2012 7:47

i dont scream but i do always stop it like a second before it ends :$

badactor009 0

Monday 13 February 2012 10:39

Might have a trace or two of OCD going on in there, huh? Got any other interesting obsessive compulsive disorder "Monk-like" behaviors you want to share with us?

Blanca781720 5

Monday 13 February 2012 7:52

Did it reply?

YahImThatGuy 0

Monday 13 February 2012 8:05

I'm right there with you op

eveadamsnyc 2

Monday 13 February 2012 8:49

WTF! Stop being so angry. That could've been your loved ones face. Stop being that angry. It doesn't help anyone.

cody3c 3

Monday 13 February 2012 10:18

I know what you mean lol

badactor009 0

Monday 13 February 2012 10:33

Nobody likes an angry asshole. Address the issue. Get some help before your anger problem spills over into other areas of your life and causes real problems. Counseling probably won't make you jump for joy all the time but you could be absent the anger, which is a great thing, and not acting out like an angry asshole.

poppetpea 5

Monday 13 February 2012 10:51

Go get help :) it'll save you some unwanted trouble in the longterm. Also, don't listen to the people who comment on this saying you're an asshole it'll only make you worse, they're the assholes.

CharliesCool2084 8

Monday 13 February 2012 10:57

That's funny. I posted the same FML yesterday but it was never moderated, hmmm.

BradleysMommie 0

Monday 13 February 2012 11:43

Anger Management :D

michaeljcaboose 7

Monday 13 February 2012 11:44

Um, well at least you were taking your anger out on inanimate objects rather than a human being with actual feelings. Still, maybe you should see your doc, work out your issues and if all else fails get some happy pills