Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that in my relationship with my significant...

By Damnit - 17/11/2011 18:11 - United States

Today, I realized that in my relationship with my significant other, the roles are switched. We went out for a nice dinner, I paid, and when we got home he "had a headache" and asked for an aspirin so he could go to sleep. FML

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By Stinky. - 09/04/2012 03:29 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML

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By jgboy - 14/09/2014 15:32 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML

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By anonymous001 - 08/01/2013 19:58 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML

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A step too far

By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 02:23 - United States

Today, one my friends died. All my crying gave me a headache, so I asked my boyfriend to bring me some aspirin. My headache didn't go away. Instead, I got diarrhea because my boyfriend gave me laxatives instead of aspirin as a "joke" to cheer me up. FML

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Too much of a good thing

By tryingtoberomantic - 28/09/2019 14:00 - Australia

Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML

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Wrench in the works

By bluskyz1979 - 17/05/2016 15:32 - United States - Cypress

Today, my boyfriend and I were on a date and he starts complaining about how his back is hurting him. He complains the whole evening. Fast forward to later that night, we are in bed so I ask him if he was feeling OK. He says, "I guess so. I'm just confused about my feelings for you." FML

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By anyoi - 25/04/2012 22:43 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML

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By indefiniteforest - 20/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, my roommate was complaining about a headache, so I offered her some aspirin. She looked at me like I was stupid and said, "Uh... That stuff's only for heart attacks." I'm living with an idiot. FML

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By really - 07/11/2014 00:30 - United States

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML

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Date night

By avaiia - 09/08/2016 20:32 - United States - Chicago

Today, I had a first date. We really hit it off and wound up watching movies together and talking late into the night. I ignored a developing migraine all night, then tried to leave hurriedly when it got bad. He stalled me leaving by asking what's wrong. I started vomiting. FML

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DocBastard 38

Thursday 17 November 2011 22:45

Welcome to the 21st century where people are people and there are no "roles".

powderbluetang 11

Thursday 17 November 2011 22:41

Damn, they've learned our tricks!

Comments

iianalove987 7

Thursday 17 November 2011 23:41

They meant the head of the penis. :)

RoseCrystal 17

Thursday 17 November 2011 23:43

Damn, I could've written this....

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 17 November 2011 23:51

Hence the double HEADache part.

Lupinus 2

Thursday 17 November 2011 23:52

Sucks to suck. You'll probably never suck.

MellieSIU 16

Thursday 17 November 2011 23:53

I feel ya! My hubby practically makes me beg for it :( Once I decided that I was sick of always initiating and decided to wait for him to initiate it for once. Three months later I gave up and initiated!!!!!

powderbluetang 11

Friday 18 November 2011 5:20

Wow, he obviously doesn't want it from you.

NullPointer 20

Friday 18 November 2011 0:01

Actually, sex is good for getting rid of headaches. And why is it an fml for a woman to pay for a date and then not get laid? It happens all the time to men, deal with it.

bizarre_ftw 21

Friday 18 November 2011 11:00

To be honest (and not to further a general stereotype but.....[get your thumbs ready, this is either going down or up]) men actually Do have larger hypothalamuses which, among other things, controls sexual desire. Also, men can achieve an orgasmn rather easily for the most part, women on the other hand can tend to have a harder time (I'm happy to say I'm not one of them ^_^ and I'm a virgin, but I'm digressing with gloating) so when women are turned down they loose more it would seem, but yeah, not getting laid for a guy is pretty damn bad too. Also, this is an FML because it's unexpected, unfortunate, and annoying.

uprising_fml 0

Friday 18 November 2011 0:05

I was raised to be religious and I still to this day am unsure what I believe on that matter, but what I do believe is that women ARE equal and are meant to be . and no, I will never take my 'stick out of my ass' because I will always fight for my equality . and there are women who support there families and get the 'bullshit' that comes with it . and men do not get the same sexist shit that women do, that is a fact .

uprising_fml 0

Friday 18 November 2011 0:07

raphanne_fml 33

Friday 18 November 2011 0:10

So, you expect your boyfriend to pay for your dinner because he is a man, and that's what men are supposed to do? I don't know, but I'm all for gender equality in society. I don't understand gender roles. I don't expect guys to pay for everything. It's really nice if a guy decides to buy me something, but I don't expect them to, and I reciprocate when they do. I don't understand women who want equal rights, and then turn around and have double standards when it's convenient for them. Ok, I'm done ranting :D