Intimacy: Today, I realized that my life would make an excellent meme:...

By Unfortunate - 08/10/2012 00:24 - United States - Bellevue

Today, I realized that my life would make an excellent meme: Nerd girl goes to college, finally loses virginity; gets chlamydia. FML

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You deserved it 13 970

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By Rowansgonnarow - 05/07/2014 20:19

Today, a girl I recently slept with messaged me, explaining through a rendition of "Call Me Maybe" that she'd given me chlamydia. FML

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You deserved it 15 958

By Infected - 20/02/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML

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You deserved it 19 913

By unluckybirthdaykid - 11/09/2017 23:15

Today, my birthday, was going great until my boyfriend received a text from a girl saying he gave her chlamydia. Now I have no boyfriend, but at least I have the chlamydia keeping me company. FML

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By Justkillme - 15/11/2018 03:00

Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML

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Do as I say…

By Anonymous - 26/03/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, as a gynaecologist, I’ve spent years telling people to be safe during sex. I should have known better, but I let my vagina do the thinking for me in a moment of weakness, had a meaningless anonymous one night stand, and I'm now pregnant and positive for chlamydia. FML

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You deserved it 749

Don't shoot the messenger

By Anonymous - 05/07/2020 23:01

Today, after I got wasted about 5 months ago and lost my virginity to a total bitch I used to work with and regretted it straight away, this morning she texts me that she’s pregnant, and that I should probably get an STD screening because she also just found out she has gonorrhoea. FML

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Cheers

By imgoingtofreakout - 26/12/2017 19:00

Today, my Christmas present from my boyfriend was chlamydia. FML

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You deserved it 656

By quiet_screaming_ - 01/07/2015 02:21 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML

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You deserved it 8 821

By Anonymous - 15/02/2016 01:57 - United Kingdom - Hull

Today, after trying for months for a baby, I finally got a positive test. For chlamydia. FML

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You deserved it 3 320

By Anonymous - 18/12/2014 22:45 - United States - Traverse City

Today, I found out my girlfriend and all of our friends have begun referring to the time I was meant to lose my virginity, but couldn't get hard, as the "cheese stick incident." They all think it's hilarious, and the worst part is that it's actually a pretty appropriate description. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 364

You deserved it 4 946

FMLKitten 15

Monday 8 October 2012 8:57

At your age, you're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. Well don't, because if you do, you will develop chlamydia. And die.

syki 22

Monday 8 October 2012 8:56

Maybe we should slow clap.

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nerdlove422 14

Tuesday 7 May 2013 0:23

Doesn't matter- had sex :)

charmanderCHAR 5

Friday 8 November 2013 3:04

Good thing it's curable.

gingerface81 16

Wednesday 9 April 2014 7:50

The meme would probably be called Bad Luck Briana

AksentNetharia 12

Monday 21 April 2014 8:22

Sounds like a mix of Nerd Girl and Bad Luck Brian.

Chellec2013 28

Saturday 14 June 2014 6:25

That awkward moment when you realize this is your best friend.

ThePablosPizza 4

Thursday 4 December 2014 20:12

maybe we already have a meme for that. bad luck brian

ztodaro 24

Tuesday 5 July 2016 4:28

You deserved that.

ErinShannon 27

Monday 22 January 2018 4:38

At least you can treat it and get rid of it. :( Thank whoever you believe in that it wasnt herpes or HIV.

shannon2348 14

Monday 3 February 2020 1:31

If you had used protection that wouldn't have happened. ydi.

Adam Scully 7

Thursday 7 October 2021 3:40

At least it’s treatable lol

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Today, my wife and I have been in the same massive argument for two weeks. We agreed when we were dating that we couldn’t think of anything worse than having kids, we married on the basis we would never want kids. Now, a year later, she wants a baby. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around. I was sitting up on my bed when he reached down near my privates and said, "Wow babe, did you shave today? It's so soft…" He was actually touching my bottom roll above my vagina, which delightfully formed a crease. FML

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Today, I was meeting the mayor of a major city as part of an internship program. Seated directly in front of him during his presentation on the budget crisis, he unleashed an enormous, foul fart in front of the entire audience. And then blamed it on me, everyone believed him. FML

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Today, I was in McDonald's with some friends. When I got up to the register to order, the guy there appeared startled by me, and said, "Whoa, you're really pretty." No one has ever said anything like that to me before. When I told my friends, they laughed and said, "Wow. He must have been drunk." FML

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Do as I say…

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