By Unfortunate - 08/10/2012 00:24 - United States - Bellevue

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Today, I realized that my life would make an excellent meme: Nerd girl goes to college, finally loses virginity; gets chlamydia. FML
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FMLKitten 15

At your age, you're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. Well don't, because if you do, you will develop chlamydia. And die.

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dolphins_penny 5

I feel sorry for you OP and I won't be a hypocrite that u had premarital sex since I did too but it's true to wait till ur married for sex, now u have the possibility of making a possible future husband catch this and the possibility of never having kids. not to mention ur health insurance will go up. and I doubt ur still with the guy. hopefully u get it cured with minimal damage and this doesn't screw ur life.

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dolphins_penny 5

for people saying condoms and he should have been checked, condoms aren't guaranteed to protect u from sti's or std's. also it can take upwards of 6 months for a test result to be positive for some stds and sti's.

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C0N71NG3NCY 6

Wearing glasses doesn't make you a nerd. Also, should've worn a rubber.

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ChazzyWazzy1998 10

I'm surprised someone hasn't already said this so I will.... Doesnt matter had sex

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Dreaded_Blue1 5

Next time, shop smart, shop S-mart!

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monk138 3

You should have used a condom. **** this. Our generation is a shit ton of idiots. Use protection or you deserve whatever happens to you afterwards.

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birdythenightowl 0

I got HPV for my birthday sooooo.... I know how you feel

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