By Anonymous - 19/03/2010 10:05 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I realized that my new boyfriend only showers about once every ten days, and to get him to shower more often I have to bribe him with oral sex. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 889
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Same thing different taste

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I hope you give him oral AFTER he bathes at least. gross.

easy fix... dump him. he has a problem, and it's not like you're married. what do you even find attractive about a guy who never showers?

Comments

That's nasty sis. Tell him he gets a blow after a hot shower, not before.

jdortega 2

You give him oral sex when he hasnt showered?! I'm embarrassed around my girlfriend when I haven't showered that day, and we've been together 4 years!

Really hope you only put ur mouth near him after he showers!!!! I feel like I need a shower myself just having read this & I just had one a few hours ago!!!

JohnnyGraves 12

Looks like he has you trained pretty well.