By Anonymous - 19/03/2010 10:05 - United Kingdom

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Today, I realized that my new boyfriend only showers about once every ten days, and to get him to shower more often I have to bribe him with oral sex. FML
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Cokencsi 0

I hope you give him oral AFTER he bathes at least. gross.

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ewheeley 0

easy fix... dump him. he has a problem, and it's not like you're married. what do you even find attractive about a guy who never showers?

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kcup3 0

you need a new boyfriend soooo nasty!!!

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Jaylishaaa 0

that's ******* NASY!! I would not give oral!! I would dump his ass for some one how showers on a daily bases!!!!! hell my BF nkw showers like 2times daily so I defantly give him all the oral he can handel

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kcappie 0

do u give him oral b4 or after the shower b/c if its b4 ur more disgusting than him

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gclap 0

if he really only showers 3 times a month its because hes on drugs most likely opiates

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sammm44 0

your so stupid he could just be sayin " no I'll only go in and have a shower if u have oral sex with me" it's great for him he gets a shower and a handy

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