By Anonymous - 19/03/2010 10:05 - United Kingdom

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Today, I realized that my new boyfriend only showers about once every ten days, and to get him to shower more often I have to bribe him with oral sex. FML
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Cokencsi 0

I hope you give him oral AFTER he bathes at least. gross.

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ewheeley 0

easy fix... dump him. he has a problem, and it's not like you're married. what do you even find attractive about a guy who never showers?

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afallingstar 22

you wanna suck something he only washes once every 10 or so days? that's nasty...

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andyneored 0

IDE shower everyday for you if your gonna suck me off. Lol

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dtjunki 0

Yea i agree, there's soo much wrong with that it's not even funny. YDI for bribing him, when there's something else you could do. Now he's not going to grow up and be a big boy about his hygiene responsibilities because he thinks the longer he waits the more his girlfriend will suck him off. My advice to you is to actually be SEXY about it. and lead him to the shower, and take one with him. Thats the cuter way to go with it. Otherwise. You're putting a nasty dirty dick in your mouth, so he'll clean it when you're done. Ew.

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Sentance 0

Just dump him retard.

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ninja_9881 0

just suck his dick hard and he will want to shower or take a shower with him and **** him in the shower

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aschulthesz 0

your cheap and pathetic sweetie

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foreverskier 0

maybe its time to let him go or threaten him by withholding sex

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