By Anonymous - 19/03/2010 10:05 - United Kingdom

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Today, I realized that my new boyfriend only showers about once every ten days, and to get him to shower more often I have to bribe him with oral sex. FML
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Cokencsi 0

I hope you give him oral AFTER he bathes at least. gross.

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ewheeley 0

easy fix... dump him. he has a problem, and it's not like you're married. what do you even find attractive about a guy who never showers?

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fmlahahaha 5

Ewwwww why is he still your bf! And why would you put that in your mouth barf

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lambsbreath 7

You and him are gross

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Aero_x 21

Ew. I would just dump that trash.

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tjw1616 21

come on ma'am, seriously? needless to say if you have to bribe your boyfriend to get him to shower there is a serious problem! & you then proceed to give him oral considering his hygiene or lack thereof?! just wow, heighten your standards & keep it moving

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Circles 18

You bribing him just gives him incentive not to shower! You're actually promoting his behaviour. You should date someone with some personal hygiene skills!

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redgun40 16

That kinda sounds like he tricking you into giving him oral

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brightlink 8

What's wrong with bj's

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