By hnickell93 - 10/12/2012 18:37 - United States - Visalia

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Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
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DocBastard 38

Yes, because having unsatisfactory sex is ALWAYS better than communicating with your spouse. You seriously need to re-evaluate your priorities.

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Andrew123123 9

Experiment a bit ;)

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wagne057 6

Maybe he's faking too...hmmm?

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DLT_fml 20

DNA evidence kinda makes it hard to fake.

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wagne057 6

It's called being multi-orgasmic, it's where the man has the ability to separate ****** and ejaculation.

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neoamaru_fml 8

ohhh big fat bummerrrr..getting married for sex can be soooo hard...(-_-) try doing non sex stuff on weekends & fight less maybe that'll spice things up..oh and say that you love him every now & then & keep your boyfriend away for a while..

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citymayer 7

I feel like they're projecting..

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Pretty_reckless_fml 18

Actually the penis size makes no difference, even if OP's husband has a tiny dick he could still satisfy her in other ways if she showed him how/explained what she likes :)

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barefootchic 6

Maybe he's unhappy too. Don't let it fester, you're obviously frustrated and it could spill over and cause you to be frustrated with him as a person. You're a grown up, use your big girl words.

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DocBastard 38

Adamman - You DO realise that the penis is not the only way to please a woman, right? This isn't news to you, is it? And you also realise that just because a woman isn't satisfied in bed doesn't make her a lesbian, right? Am I getting through to you at all?

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vtatran_fml 1

If you prefer faked rather than talk to him, you deserve it.

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Kaerunoutof 3

That's why we men like a woman like *****. :)

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Zedd_fml 8

Speak for yourself, don't drag everyone into your cheating world.

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sweetmama88 6

I think you should have a serious talk with your husband .

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livi955 4

Experiment and try on sexy new outfits and have fun with it,try getting the book kamasutra it has tons of new positions that u can try,if you show you to your husband you want more spice during sex im sure he ll be more then happy to give it to you ;)

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