By alchy - 02/05/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, I realized that the cashier at the liquor store and I are already on a first-name basis. I just moved to this town a week ago. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 973
You deserved it 36 260

Same thing different taste

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Beebow_fml 5
imnotcraZ 0

Charlie sheen? is that you?

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Let me guess .. Your name is Apu Nahasapeemapetilon?

darren42 0

hey congrats it took me a week and a half but ignore anyone that trys to tell you what to do on here. who are they too judge

leggings are NOT pants. this never should have been an issue.

s3xymoma 1

seriously, don't drink. go to rehab or something cause you are addicted

lllaalaa 0

Ahahah there's nothing wrong with that! I mean just because the author buys it a lot doesn't mean this person is the one drinking it ALL. Come on now(;

bigbisawesome 0

maybe u should wear some REAL PANTS and not freaking leggings u retard cuz leggings are something u wear underneath ur pants or with a skirt or shorts

I think you might have accidentally commented on the wrong FML

WallyTheWombat 0

I like how you're calling op a retard when you aren't even in the right FML.

maybe he's just really friendly! but that is a short amount if time!

i would say that you drink to much, but i dont wanna be hypocritical...