By alchy - 02/05/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, I realized that the cashier at the liquor store and I are already on a first-name basis. I just moved to this town a week ago. FML
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Beebow_fml 5

Get some self control

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imnotcraZ 0

Charlie sheen? is that you?

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underguarded 20

That would usually be a big red flag...

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DocBastard 38

You may be an alcoholic if: -You consider alcohol your best friend -You'd rather drink than eat -After brushing your teeth, you rinse with beer -Your 4 major food groups are rum, gin, tequila, and Doritos -Your liver hates you and has applied for reassignment -You're on a first-name basis with the liquor store clerk

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khatyangelz 0

Wow, I missed you Doc. You and Perdix I barely see on FML anymore. :( It is great you've come back though. :)

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seekndestroy 3

Maybe the store just doesn't have a lot of customers? Or maybe the cashier is just good with names and faces? Nah, you're probably a drunken mess

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jezebel1979 3

I agree whole heartedly!

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DisturbedCupcake 3

that's how it is in the town I live in too. because it's so small, everyone knows everyone else.

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fixitnow 0

is she cute? maybe you two could date the best relationships start in the strangest of places

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instantmusic 4

I'm in first-name basis with associates from two liquor stores in different states...I like to think I'm just friendly. :P

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