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Oh my god you are the chosen one!!!!!!!! You are called to the penis
lol penis mark... ha ha ha
How interesting. Please tell us more.
tattoo over it and shut up
indeed, OP, if you are bothered a lot by it, perhaps you can get a tattoo that will make it look less like a penis.
it is said if your mum is pregnant and scratches anywhere in her body whilest thinking of something it will create the of the thing she wanted in the same place of her baby's body maybe she was dreaming of a c**k
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What kind of fish is that? A blow fish?
Are you male or female? I feel like that influences how f-ed your life is considerably.