By BYUwildchild - 17/12/2010 16:23 - United States

Today, I realized that the fish-shaped birth mark on the back of my leg, that I have had all my life, is not really shaped like a fish as I had originally thought. It looks just like a penis. FML
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ThatLooksSticky 16

What kind of fish is that? A blow fish?

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tencentsakiss 19

Are you male or female? I feel like that influences how f-ed your life is considerably.

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perdix 29

Just tattoo some hairy balls underneath it, and learn to love receiving anal.

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tencentsakiss 19

Are you male or female? I feel like that influences how f-ed your life is considerably.

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Hot_mamas2255 0

at least you dont have three birth marks

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worldclass 0

You're so strange, but I kind of like it.

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generalasskicker 12

guess your boned

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sourgirl101 28

There's an old wives' tale that claims, a baby's birth mark is in the shape of whatever the mother craves during her pregnancy. So.... it makes sense to me.(: *I have one in the shape of an apple on my hip.

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sourgirl101 28

You did, did ya? I'm now wondering what your mom craved when you were inside her belly, kicking on her rib cage?

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stronghand0331 17

Boners, your birthmark looks like a cat with herpes... The wives' tale was very true.

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Vasin_fml 15

Then my mom must of liked faces that look like :o haha

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Sparx1_1 16

God is saying **** the world and you're his messenger.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Well, at least you're unique! On the bright side, you may be able to impress the ladies (or men, depending on what gender and sexual orientation you are) with your crazy birthmark. It's likely to be a good talking point and something no one has seen before.

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