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By Anonymous - 23/07/2011 01:10 - United States

Today, I realized that the guy I've been sending anonymous, dirty emails to knows who I am. My signature, which includes my full name, was automatically added to the end of every email. FML

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By LoveBytes - 27/03/2012 21:29 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML

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By creepingjennie - 23/01/2022 23:01

Today, I discovered my ex has been signing my email up for various newsletters. I knew I was getting a lot of spam, but didn't know why. It became apparent when one of these emails had his name in it. FML

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By Charles - 18/05/2011 17:13 - Norway

Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account to send dirty messages to my teacher. My dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 04:29

Today, I decided to finally tell my name to this really hot guy I had been anonymously chatting with for a couple of weeks. He said he would be fine with whoever I am, and want to go out with me. After sending my name, there was a long, awkward pause, and his last reply to me was, "Oh." FML

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By nobodyreadsmyemails - 27/10/2009 22:24 - Canada

Today, I noticed that I've been spelling my company's name wrong in my email signature for over a year. FML

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By DJ - 11/12/2011 01:01 - United States

Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML

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By Paco4242 - 13/06/2009 01:47 - United States

Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2016 14:56 - Netherlands

Today, a guy I blocked online for sending me creepy messages showed up at my house. I have no idea how he found my address, or even my real name. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2016 05:25 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I was emailing a government employee at the place I'm hoping to get hired by. I realized too late I had been emailing her with my personal email address, which is rather jokey and unprofessional. She noticed and started referring to me as that. FML

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By Stalked - 29/04/2016 08:49 - Czech Republic - Brno

Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML

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sourskittle95 5

Saturday 23 July 2011 5:50

sorry op but you totally deserved it.

vivsss 11

Saturday 23 July 2011 5:50

why were you sending dirty emails anyway?

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Prettythick55 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 2:05

Dumbass

AtmosFEAR4701 0

Monday 1 August 2011 15:23

How the hell...

JessicaSavvyR 0

Monday 1 August 2011 20:46

Why would you do that? You could get raped.. Or something.

corruptblackkat 17

Tuesday 2 August 2011 1:46

YDI but i also dont know any guys who wouldnt mind a girl sending them dirty emails lol

Furry_dude 6

Tuesday 2 August 2011 15:17

thats why i never use signatures, it makes for some pretty awkward situations! :P

sgtwho 4

Friday 7 October 2011 2:22

Could work out in your favor, unless you sent some really nasty shit

richieflow 3

Monday 9 January 2012 21:26

Dumb ass :p something I would do

grovervac3000 15

Wednesday 22 February 2012 14:33

You SO deserved that!

atishe24 9

Sunday 15 April 2012 10:30

You were sending 'anonymous' email from your own regular account. That too dirty ones. How dumb are you!?

annwriter 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 5:55

Wow. Seriously!? It's your own dang fault!

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