By mapleleafs34 - 17/01/2010 19:24 - United States

Today, I realized that the only boy that shows up at my door is the pizza boy. FML
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Mustardnight 3

You really are a prick! But im not sure the big dick part is true, probably a big douche.

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

He can always bring along pizza

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davidhasmorefun 0

maybe instead of ordering food , go to the gym. stupid lazy fat people.

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Adorable_fml 0

Right, because obviously anyone who eats pizza is fat and disgusting. Like you've never ever ever had pizza, pal. Jesus christ.

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Mustardnight 3

If she sees that delivery boy, the tone of the fml indicates its on a regular basis... Not that she is fat but pizza isn't healthy. If she can't get a date it may be related to her eating habits.

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Foxracingluver 0

all u bitchy boys don't be mean... some girls just like pizza that's all.. omg Idk even wat I frikin said! respect the pizza man!

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Lauren10102 3

im pretty sure that it isnt just guys who think that, cuz I'm a girl, and I agree...

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quietlytearful 0

oh c'mon people, don't insult the OP. I'm sure, she is a nice person....

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davidhasmorefun 0

yeah. she maybe nice but this fml is something that she can change. it's not like this is out of her control. she wants people to feel sorry for her, well I don't.

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NorfolkDude 2

You can't make anyone love you. Some people are meant to be single and it's quite painful. I mean in a world where everyone is in love, sometimes you're just the only one to get left behind. That's life, and sometimes it's a little hard to understand that especially if you got someone.

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Horney4her69 0

gimme your address and I'll come over.

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allen20 0

Are you that fat and ugly?

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