Health: Today, I realized that the "pimples" on my back weren't pimples...

By Anonymous - 14/02/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I realized that the "pimples" on my back weren't pimples at all. Because I was unable to see how bad they were for the last week, I never caught on to the fact the they were, in fact, ticks. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2013 04:32 - United States - Sparta

Today, I went to the Doctor's for a mole my husband had said was, "growing and changing color". It turned out to be a wood tick. My husband knew, but said it was too "icky" to take off himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2015 15:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out the hard way that blood-filled deer ticks can look a lot like black jelly beans. FML

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By Luna - 22/07/2012 02:30 - United States - Carmel

Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML

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By Bec99 - 19/04/2020 17:00

Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML

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By ticked - 06/10/2009 13:01 - Pakistan

Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML

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BluPenguin 3

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:00

WOW! that is just... nasty...

musicalibrary 4

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:00

Oh wow, that is pretty gross.

Comments

ily1210 10

Sunday 14 February 2010 23:57

oh god how could u not notice :x

pretz 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:25

eww :/

sciencexgeek 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:26

Thaaaat's ******* disgusting.

milkshakesrule 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:27

That is gross,man. FYL

Hermyoni 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:29

That is truly disgusting OP FYL indeed.

gingersnapper 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:39

HOLY SHIT! O_O Crabs will travel that far?

samantha_durano 6

Monday 15 February 2010 0:56

eww, that's disgusting. learn to be more observant over yourself!

Laurendorcus 0

Monday 15 February 2010 1:08

How do you even get ticks? It sounds terrible. Gross. FYL

bbyqrl123 0

Monday 15 February 2010 1:16

I searched up what a tick was and all I have to say is: eeeewwww ! thats gross. now you've got me all tick crazy.... :| :[

stolencrackers 1

Monday 15 February 2010 1:19

He said he was "unable to see how bad they were," which leads me to think he wasn't being gross or dirty, but possibly camping? Where there may not be a large mirror for him to access?