By JuicyJohn - 09/09/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, I realized that the shorts I have been wearing all day say "Juicy" on the ass. My name is John. FML
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lolzRaptor 1

Nice to meet you, Juicy.

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moriah 0

lol those are usually terrycloth & baby blue or pink. are you blind, John?

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Shivverr 0

Maybe he really is color blind.

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DeathBoy 0

And now your name is Juicy John. Well, hello.

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alyzandra 0

I just want to know where you got the pants from, or whose pants you were wearing. Surely you couldn't have purchased them like that without seeing the lettering.

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mo_the_owl 0

ydi for wanting your ass to look like a peach. I'll never understand the allure of velour. Curse you Juicy Couture and your disgusting track-suits! Visions of bitter women packed like furry sausages will forever haunt my dreams..

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whoreallyknows 0

How is this a bad thing?? seriously juicy sorts are sexy man or woman!

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24788 6

Well they don't look good on you I bet. I'll take them.

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Nightfallz 0

the way this is worded it would seem that you normally wear pants with your name printed on it.

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