Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that the shorts I have been wearing all day...

By JuicyJohn - 09/09/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, I realized that the shorts I have been wearing all day say "Juicy" on the ass. My name is John. FML

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Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2009 17:55 - Canada

Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML

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By oops - 11/05/2015 16:40 - United States - Lutherville Timonium

Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2016 17:19 - United States - Washington

Today, I had to deal with yet another day of people looking at my name tag and saying "You know nothing, John Snow." with a shit-eating grin, like they're the wittiest people alive. Then I had to deal with my boss telling me to lighten up, because it's "just a joke". FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 03:25 - France

Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML

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By deucelututi - 31/05/2009 12:03 - United States

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

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By thefoolwhorippedhispants - 20/04/2018 01:30

Today, I came home from work to realize I had a massive rip in my shorts from my crotch to my crack. I have to lean over constantly in front of dozens of people at my job. Not one person said anything, but now I know why they were chuckling. FML

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By FML - 30/08/2009 14:15 - United States

Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML

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By Tomtom - 17/11/2008 05:04 - France

Today, I put on the same jeans that I had left in a bundle in my bedroom the day before. A few hours later, my boxer shorts decided to make their spectacular reappearance trick at the bottom of my leg in the middle of one of my meetings. FML

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By xkellybabyyx - 25/11/2009 01:05 - United States

Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML

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lolzRaptor 1

Wednesday 9 September 2009 9:29

Nice to meet you, Juicy.

redbluegreen 40

Wednesday 9 September 2009 9:33

Well, what else is your ass gonna say?

Comments

Htownmichigan 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 12:26

Maybe you should getpants that have a fortune of ter day feature on the ass!!!

Htownmichigan 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 12:31

I ment fortune of THE day! Sorry Its still kind of stupid!! :/

shoegal808 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 12:43

Well now you're Juicy John, nothin' wrong with that !

AKING 3

Wednesday 9 September 2009 12:45

hey juicy john

Pointy130 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 13:14

you're an idiot.

aebleskiver 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 13:16

read your shorts. whose were they, anyway?

abbymybowl 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 13:16

i'm not understanding why the fml says "my name is john".... is he trying to show hes a guy? and when i think juicy i think the juicy couture sweat pants that little teen girls wear...

plexico 3

Wednesday 9 September 2009 13:52

A girl came up to him and gave him a "cheeky squeeze" and said, "False advertising, you bastard!" ------ The bad news is the word Juicy on his ass wasn't in Gothic letters, but it was done with Sharpie in his roommate's handwriting. The roommate whom John suspects is gay. ------- It was a bad day of John to get taken to jail for outstanding parking tickets.