By Anonymous - 27/10/2011 19:54 - Denmark

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Today, I realized that trying to fit in with my crush's social circle by acting like one of the lads was a waste of time. All he does is high-five me all the time and tell me every little detail of his latest one night stands. FML
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MaryFairy 3

This might sound cliche, but did you try being yourself?

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asianinvasionn6 0

Well, that's one outcome for not being yourself and wanting to be accepted by everyone /:

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ikickgingers 15

Acting like one of the lads? Most of my Friends are guys.. Just because I'm obsessed with guitars, fishing, and football doesn't mean I'm acting like a lad? Bahhh, stop complaining... Quit trying so hard... I never understood the concept of changing yourself for someone else. Be yourself if he wants you, so be it. If not, move on... But right now what you are doing is playing games and that's fucktarded.

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every1luvsboners 11

The Eagles suck and so does Vick. Hahaha

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ikickgingers 15

I went to the bills-eagles game earlier this month.. The bills won, I got sooo much shit leaving the stadium.. If I can handle buffalo bills fans... I can take you. :D

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every1luvsboners 11

Yeah, that's what happens when your QB refers to his team as the "Dream Team." Vick is the most arrogant idiot in the NFL. He must have bought Andy Reid a lifetime supply of Twinkies to get that contract. Better luck next year. Sunday night is Americas team versus the Eagles. Just go ahead and convert to a Cowboys fan, we won't tell anyone.

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ikickgingers 15

Boners, you seem a bit aggressive. Do you need a hug? :)

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jizzwold 21

Wait wait wait you are making fun of the eagles when you are a cowboys fan? What the **** kind of backwards paradox world am I living in?

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m0tl3ycru3 0

I guess the lesson here is be yourself

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Skittlepickle 13

Wow. If that's how he is, don't even try being like him and his friends. Be yourself:)

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lizard399 0

That's the thing about crushes, you get crushed. Ha, move on to the next dude and don't try to come up with a game plan.. Just roll with it..

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leggolaughs 0

dude, get the **** out of the friend zone.

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HomeAl0ne 20

Take notes and learn what he likes and dislikes. When it's your turn, put your new found knowledge to good use.

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gabbiechaoss 5

It wasn't a waste of time, you just tried to fit in the wrong way. He probably thinks you're a lesbian, depending on how you responded to his telling of one night stands.

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leadman1989 15

Get drunk have his babies... get your meat hooks in deep. :)

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leadman1989 15

Judging by the wording alone, I think it's a girl, but who knows? Anyway the solution only changes a little get drunk use lots of lube! ;p

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afulks78 11

Well maybe one day he will know that you were the one he needed. Not all thoes one night stands :)

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perdix 29

Or maybe she could be one of them. Wouldn't it be funny if afterwards, she reverts to the "one of the lads" mode and he high-fives her as he describes how he "hit it and quit it" with her?

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