Intimacy: Today, I realized that trying to fit in with my crush's social...

By Anonymous - 27/10/2011 19:54 - Denmark

Today, I realized that trying to fit in with my crush's social circle by acting like one of the lads was a waste of time. All he does is high-five me all the time and tell me every little detail of his latest one night stands. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, as I recently starting having a huge crush on this one guy, my friend told me she told him about the crush, and that he reacted positively. I made a move, only to find out he has a partner. I've tried distancing myself to get over him but he befriended all my friends and is now in our group chat, and the crush has only intensified. FML

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By fail - 18/08/2013 04:41 - United States

Today, I found out yet another of my guy friends liked me. I posted that I just wanted a guy friend that had absolutely no romantic feelings for me. My crush volunteered. FML

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By Di Da - 12/04/2022 12:00 - Switzerland

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2022 03:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, after I confessed my feelings towards my long time crush two weeks ago and was rejected, he messaged me asking for a quick fuck, with no strings attached. I guess that’s all I am good for now. FML

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By SY5623 - 12/08/2015 00:00 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I got all excited because I thought my crush was flirting with me, when in actuality she was taking advantage of me liking her so she and her friends could make fun of my speech impediment. FML

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By Icy - 01/10/2009 06:59 - United States

Today, my crush was talking to me on Facebook. He said, "Did you know that 99% of the time a guy is talking to a girl it's because he wants to go out with her? Yeah, well, this is that 1%." FML

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By no more mr nice guy - 27/12/2016 07:32

Today, my friend invited me, his girlfriend, and the girl I like over to his house to hang out. We hoped it would get me closer to my crush. The day ended with them having a threesome and me locked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2015 18:02 - United States - Greensburg

Today, I had lunch with an old friend I've had a crush on for years. We're both single, so I figured it to be kind of like a date. Until he started talking about how he told his brother last night that we would never be a thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 05:01 - United States - Gilbert

Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML

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THAT guy

By Anonymous - 26/08/2024 21:00

Today, my crush, who has turned me down in the past, actually gave me the “Why can’t I find a decent guy like you?” speech. That’s it, I’m officially THAT guy, I’m just that pathetic. I’d happily never see her again after this, except we live on the same street and work in the same building. FML

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MaryFairy 3

Friday 28 October 2011 0:38

This might sound cliche, but did you try being yourself?

asianinvasionn6 0

Friday 28 October 2011 0:39

Well, that's one outcome for not being yourself and wanting to be accepted by everyone /:

Comments

pandm101 0

Friday 28 October 2011 7:40

Why would you want a guy that seems only interested in one night stands?

johannawho 14

Friday 28 October 2011 8:22

For some reason Katy Perry's, 'One of the Boys' comes to mind.

ajourdhui 0

Friday 28 October 2011 9:16

why do you like a tool?

kageyami 2

Friday 28 October 2011 10:35

Act like one of the guys and that's what you become.

WadeWilson_fml 6

Friday 28 October 2011 11:40

Ewww, forget about that jerk

fricgm 6

Friday 28 October 2011 12:38

kinda reminds me of barney stinson from himym

meintx 9

Friday 28 October 2011 16:42

Fitting in with and acting like his friends are two totally different things. I can hang with my guy friends but I don't act like a guy. Since he tells you all about the girls he gets, you should know what he wants. The danger is, it sounds like he's a player so you will get played and become one of the stories. It sucks but you need a new crush.