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By Anonymous - 27/10/2011 19:54 - Denmark

Today, I realized that trying to fit in with my crush's social circle by acting like one of the lads was a waste of time. All he does is high-five me all the time and tell me every little detail of his latest one night stands. FML

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MaryFairy 3

Friday 28 October 2011 0:38

This might sound cliche, but did you try being yourself?

asianinvasionn6 0

Friday 28 October 2011 0:39

Well, that's one outcome for not being yourself and wanting to be accepted by everyone /:

Comments

xXSillyLoveXx 0

Friday 28 October 2011 0:46

Highfive him back and tell him about your orgy last night

11grace18 5

Monday 31 October 2011 4:56

Lmfao

refticon 31

Wednesday 14 May 2014 18:51

Haha now that would be hilarious

badluckalex 23

Wednesday 14 May 2014 20:38

that will definitely get his attention!

zanguard 0

Friday 28 October 2011 0:48

Get a guy by acting like a guy... That's like a guy acting gay to get a girl. It only works in movies.

clw1740 0

Friday 28 October 2011 0:49

At least you got to see how much of a douche bag he is. Maybe saved yourself from getting into one of his infamous one night standers.

Daralea 21

Friday 28 October 2011 20:02

People who have one night stands aren't douche bags. People who lure women into thinking their in relationship just to sleep with them and leave are.

ragzy 7

Sunday 30 October 2011 12:30

Perfectly said 96. Before I met my girlfriend I enjoyed a party lifestyle and had a few one night stands. Not once did I pretend it was for a relationship and there was never tears caused by misunderstanding. Don't judge another persons lifestyle by assuming crap. My piece and I'm out!

punchline_fml 5

Friday 28 October 2011 0:50

Guys don't want a lad for a girlfriend, they want a girl.

perdix 29

Friday 28 October 2011 0:50

Get nailed by a bunch of random dudes so you can match your crush, story for story. Being a girl you should have an easier time getting laid, so you might outdo your crush. Maybe he'll be so impressed, he'll give you a roll in the hay.

lightburns 10

Friday 28 October 2011 0:52

All these comments about how guys don't want a girl who acts like "one of the lads". How do you know that OP isn't also male?

SolanumX 6

Friday 28 October 2011 0:55

Suggesting that he's gay? In that case, let me hit that YDI button. Oh and in the context of the FML that does make sense.

jizzwold 21

Friday 28 October 2011 2:17

That's a good point but I just assume people are the norm unless they state differently.

picturescrazy 24

Friday 28 October 2011 0:54

A straight dude doesn't want to date a dude... quit acting like a "lad" and just be yourself.

every1luvsboners 11

Friday 28 October 2011 0:57

Whatever happened to the good ole days when I could go to my buddies place for a couple beers and end up in a barn somewhere in the middle of Missouri surrounded by pigs and cows whilst partaking in a circle jerk? You kids don't know what you're missing with these high-fives and pseudo sex stories. Be adventurous, damnit.