By Anonymous - 27/10/2011 19:54 - Denmark

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Today, I realized that trying to fit in with my crush's social circle by acting like one of the lads was a waste of time. All he does is high-five me all the time and tell me every little detail of his latest one night stands. FML
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MaryFairy 3

This might sound cliche, but did you try being yourself?

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asianinvasionn6 0

Well, that's one outcome for not being yourself and wanting to be accepted by everyone /:

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xXSillyLoveXx 0

Highfive him back and tell him about your orgy last night

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badluckalex 23

that will definitely get his attention!

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zanguard 0

Get a guy by acting like a guy... That's like a guy acting gay to get a girl. It only works in movies.

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clw1740 0

At least you got to see how much of a douche bag he is. Maybe saved yourself from getting into one of his infamous one night standers.

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Daralea 21

People who have one night stands aren't douche bags. People who lure women into thinking their in relationship just to sleep with them and leave are.

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ragzy 7

Perfectly said 96. Before I met my girlfriend I enjoyed a party lifestyle and had a few one night stands. Not once did I pretend it was for a relationship and there was never tears caused by misunderstanding. Don't judge another persons lifestyle by assuming crap. My piece and I'm out!

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punchline_fml 5

Guys don't want a lad for a girlfriend, they want a girl.

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perdix 29

Get nailed by a bunch of random dudes so you can match your crush, story for story. Being a girl you should have an easier time getting laid, so you might outdo your crush. Maybe he'll be so impressed, he'll give you a roll in the hay.

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lightburns 10

All these comments about how guys don't want a girl who acts like "one of the lads". How do you know that OP isn't also male?

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SolanumX 6

Suggesting that he's gay? In that case, let me hit that YDI button. Oh and in the context of the FML that does make sense.

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jizzwold 21

That's a good point but I just assume people are the norm unless they state differently.

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picturescrazy 24

A straight dude doesn't want to date a dude... quit acting like a "lad" and just be yourself.

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every1luvsboners 11

Whatever happened to the good ole days when I could go to my buddies place for a couple beers and end up in a barn somewhere in the middle of Missouri surrounded by pigs and cows whilst partaking in a circle jerk? You kids don't know what you're missing with these high-fives and pseudo sex stories. Be adventurous, damnit.

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rhysfucker 24

Don't forget practicing with your cousin...have to learn somehow.

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NinaTatianna 9

haha, "lad." love that word

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You_Need_Soap 6

I was waiting for someone to say that! As an American I think I should start using that word... Often!

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2ndSucks 15

Act like a girl, you might have more luck.

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