Love: Today, I realized that when my boyfriend said, "I'll love you...

By Crumpet - 25/06/2010 07:08 - Canada

Today, I realized that when my boyfriend said, "I'll love you forever" what he really meant was, "I'll love you until I meet your significantly more attractive sister." FML

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By Username - 11/01/2011 09:45

Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2014 18:39 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML

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By lonely - 15/04/2013 03:45 - United States

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML

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By imwrong - 10/02/2009 11:59 - Philippines

Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML

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Mix up

By Anonymous - 22/08/2021 10:31 - Iran, Islamic Republic of - Pishgaman

Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML

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By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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By notakeeper - 03/01/2014 03:50 - United States - Orlando

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML

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You deserved it 4 665

By xyz - 09/02/2009 18:24 - Ireland

Today, I told the man I'm sleeping with I thought my sister was prettier than me. His response: "not significantly." FML

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Inferiority complex

By jonatthon - 30/10/2022 17:00 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, my girlfriend met my brother who, despite being 10 years older, is taller, smarter, slimmer, richer, more handsome, and just objectively better in every way. He always has been. An hour ago, she broke up with me. Meeting my brother convinced her she'd settled for me and could do better with almost anyone else. FML

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You deserved it 164

By twelvie - 23/03/2015 14:24 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML

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nmillamane 0

Friday 25 June 2010 16:22

sucks. find his brother haha.

tencentsakiss 19

Friday 25 June 2010 16:18

wow. just wow. I'm glad I don't have a sister.

Comments

Clevelandgirl44 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 2:58

You deserve better OP, no matter how you look, no guy has the right to treat you like that. Sorry FYL.

eduardosuritalov 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 3:32

Awwwh that douchebag!!:'(

cchevy 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 3:59

well ya...

ATL_chris 6

Saturday 26 June 2010 6:07

ydi it for having a sister

Samko_chan 5

Saturday 26 June 2010 6:59

OP is a true writer. LOL FYL

WyKeD 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 7:27

HILARIOUS!!!!!! I'll take 2!!! lololol

Nukey 2

Saturday 26 June 2010 10:22

#227: Five years isn't exactly a long time compared to how long some people have been married, so I don't consider that a substantial achievement. That being said, I believe that even a relationship that has lasted 20 years rarely maintains the same level of affection that generally drives a statement like "I'll love you forever". What I'm saying is that the chances of someone finding happiness in their relationships is greater when they get over the notion that anyone will truly love them forever, because over time, I will bet money that even you and your significant other will begin to resent each other more than anything else. SURE maybe you two can be mature and work out all of your little problems, but ultimately, you will probably not feel quite the same way and will likely desire someone else in your life, even if you don't act out on that. It's human nature.