Love: Today, I realized that when my boyfriend said, "I'll love you...

By Crumpet - 25/06/2010 07:08 - Canada

Today, I realized that when my boyfriend said, "I'll love you forever" what he really meant was, "I'll love you until I meet your significantly more attractive sister." FML

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By Username - 11/01/2011 09:45

Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2014 18:39 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML

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You deserved it 6 282

By lonely - 15/04/2013 03:45 - United States

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML

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By imwrong - 10/02/2009 11:59 - Philippines

Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML

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You deserved it 66 609

Mix up

By Anonymous - 22/08/2021 10:31 - Iran, Islamic Republic of - Pishgaman

Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML

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You deserved it 143

By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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You deserved it 225

By notakeeper - 03/01/2014 03:50 - United States - Orlando

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML

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You deserved it 4 664

By xyz - 09/02/2009 18:24 - Ireland

Today, I told the man I'm sleeping with I thought my sister was prettier than me. His response: "not significantly." FML

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You deserved it 30 753

Inferiority complex

By jonatthon - 30/10/2022 17:00 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, my girlfriend met my brother who, despite being 10 years older, is taller, smarter, slimmer, richer, more handsome, and just objectively better in every way. He always has been. An hour ago, she broke up with me. Meeting my brother convinced her she'd settled for me and could do better with almost anyone else. FML

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You deserved it 164

By twelvie - 23/03/2015 14:24 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML

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You deserved it 2 911

nmillamane 0

Friday 25 June 2010 16:22

sucks. find his brother haha.

tencentsakiss 19

Friday 25 June 2010 16:18

wow. just wow. I'm glad I don't have a sister.

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drpepperrules 0

Friday 25 June 2010 23:13

I guess that makes me happy I only have bothers!

drpepperrules 0

Friday 25 June 2010 23:19

*brothers

the_Flirt 0

Friday 25 June 2010 23:16

damm

raisonbread 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 0:08

threesome!

froggyxo 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 0:13

Awwwwww poor op! :( sorry bout that but remember that no boy is worth your tears and the one that is wouldn't want to see you crying! He's a jerk and its his lost. Just move the **** on cuz he's not the definition of true love

xoluvinshayxo 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 0:15

wow fyl. but for you, it really should be "i'll love you til i get your wallet, and laugh my ass to the bank" payback, and that should make you feel better. :)

dugumit 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 0:18

so did u have a sexual relationship? cause your sister is a nasty ho if she is taking that dick.

asianshotty4311 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 0:33

ouch :/ I say make out wit his best friend or bro or watever...REVENGE IS SWEET

Quagmire69 5

Saturday 26 June 2010 0:59

You should ask your sister how your cream-pie taste every time she kisses him. Then give uncle Quagmire a call! Giggity giggity giggity! BTW your sister can call too!