By crazycatlady - 19/11/2012 16:15 - United States

Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML
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thelinlinx3 10

Sometimes pussy is better than dick anyway ;P

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yodas0da 12

dating a large number of people isn't necessarily something to be proud of. quality over quantity(:

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Vernetto 8

Better than me. I have no cats and that's more girls than I've been with.

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kiwienne 21

This is a pretty boring thing to post :/ sorry

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unknown_user5566 26

46- For someone who says to "keep the negative attitude down" in their profile, you sure are a Negative Nancy. I guess the FML community and the mods missed the memo that all FML stories must adhere to your standard of being interesting or funny.

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FML_Whale 18

I have more to add! Obviously enough people though it was "FML-Worthy", for it to have been posted. I, personally, don't think it's boring. This comment is completely unnecessary.

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kiwienne 21

I never said it shouldn't have been posted, there was just nothing in it to make my mouth into an almond-shape or chuckle. I enjoy the FML stories with surprising elements. Not too much negative in that - I'm not spending most of my time on FML commenting on posts I don't agree with or cuss the OP out. Honestly, I doubt this ruined anyone's mood and I was just wondering if I was the only one feeling like this, but sorry if I seemed super negative and all :)

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ALlamaOnFire 20

^^ Looks like you have a potential boyfriend right there ^^

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mmbabydollxxx 1

Damnnnnnn. I mean, it's okay! Don't be shy! Meeting new people is always fun!

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1dvs_bstd 41

Your username beat me to the punch. Get a social life CCL!

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

I have 5 cats and have dated zero girls. Do I win?

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sdb023 4

I've dated 2 guys and have 3 cats. Been married 13 years. There's still hope. :)

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Aero25 15

The next logical step would be to go make a video on eHarmony I guess?

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