By crazycatlady - 19/11/2012 16:15 - United States

Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML
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thelinlinx3 10

Sometimes pussy is better than dick anyway ;P

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yodas0da 12

dating a large number of people isn't necessarily something to be proud of. quality over quantity(:

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MrAwesomeSauce 6

I hope you're not a 40 year old crazy cat lady

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superHydrate 4

I have one cat and it still beats the number of girls i have been with! Just kidding! I dont have a cat but it still beats the number of girls i have been with though!

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st0815 9

Nah it doesn't. At best the numbers are equal in this case, 0 does not beat 0.

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ygdrassil 17

Evidently, he's been with a negative number of girls. A guy perhaps?

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wickedninja918 1

^thats what i was thinking (well that and he has a blink 182 pic as his prof pic)

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unknown_user5566 26

Dating should be about quality, not quantity. As long as you enjoyed the few relationships that you've experienced, you should feel no shame. :)

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raycj 1

I find you very annoying but that's a nice comment.

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unknown_user5566 26

144- I know you do. You've been shadowing my comments for the past couple of weeks, telling me how you feel. But, uh, thanks I guess.

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FML_Whale 18

I don't really get the point of the insult inside of a compliment. It was unnecessary.

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raycj 1

Lol kyleekay i was in Europe for 3 months and am now seeing what you mean by "shadowing your comments" and I have already scolded my 10 year old stepbrother for using my account to do so. So sorry about that.

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TJ1991 3

Actually it doesn't sound like she's ashamed at all. Should probably either learn to read or phrase your posts in a better manner.

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unknown_user5566 26

Actually, you should probably learn how to use the reply button before you post.

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Delvins 8

I have the same number of cats as I've had girlfriends...I don't have any cats.

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cptmorgan6 8

You come home in your dress blues, that'll change.

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ManInTheMachine 19

One is better than none, OP. Cherish it's company until it cheats on you with your neighbor. Then go back to your Jar of Hearts depression.

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perdix 29

All you have to do is feed cats and they'll stick around. You're going to have to up the ante if you want to ensnare men. Did I say ensnare? Ooops! I meant to say "attract", although in your case, having some chloroform and nice, strong shackles around wouldn't be a bad idea.

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TheDrifter 23

While some of us greatly enjoy shackles, proper feeding will keep many men around. I dated a chef for almost a year, just waiting to see how good a professionally made birthday cake could be.

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Spectre529 12

Hey does this smell like chloroform to you?

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ICastillo 24

At this rate your going to be the creepy old lady that has a fifty cats running around your house when you are older.

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ICastillo 24

Yeah nobody likes the creepy old lady with fifty cats from down the block.

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FML_Whale 18

Oh..well that's okay, because I'm the creepy lady with forty cats!

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JoeRogansBEARD 15

22 you had it correct the first time... Your = possession, you're = you are

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SenselessPattern 12

63 Actually he has two 'yours' and one of them WAS wrong.

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duckiegirl21 10

Then she'd still be depressed because she'd still have more pets than boyfriends.

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