By me - 22/09/2013 13:34 - United States - Richmond

Today, I realized the only "person" I have talked to in the last two days is Siri. FML
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LaurenLo 17

Change the accent so at least you can talk to a British Siri!

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MsMourningStar 22

That's your fault. Go out and do something. Unless you're seriously injured there's no excuse.

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FezzesAreCool 18

I feel your pain bro

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GoddessOfCookies 14

No problem. Insanity can catch the best of us.

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perdix 29

Now, with iOS7, you can change Siri's voice, so now "she" can be "people," so you can really expand your social circle.

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ImAFaker 29

Change the language and you can talk to people all around the world. Problem solved.

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micha090 21

OP go out and meet new people. Going at this rate you might be forever alone.

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rt156 16

I once spent hours chatting with Talking angela

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TyT63 12

sounds like a siri-ous problem

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Ask Siri where the closest bar is, go out and have fun.

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The_9th_Doctor 18

"I'm sorry Dave but I can't let you search that" could you imagine?

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Axipiter 24

I'm afriad I can't let you do that, Dave.

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TheBrochure 22

BUZZKILL FUN FACT: In the movie, Hal says, "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that." (in response to Dave, stuck outside, pleading, "Open the pod bay doors, Hal!")

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