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call your mom or Grandparents old people like that kind of shit
"Ayo!!!! I'm tired of using technology Why don't you sit down on top of me?"
I would talk to you, OP! :)
siri cant crack knock knock jokes
You've probably been playing a lot of GTA V
Please stop clogging the servers with your loneliness so people who use it for quick requests and get off can gain access. Ty.
Well she is fun to talk to...call someone up instead of texting...that might cheer you up per se...
Damn. U gotta go make some friends man
Raj Koothrappali? Is that you?
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Change the accent so at least you can talk to a British Siri!
That's your fault. Go out and do something. Unless you're seriously injured there's no excuse.